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  1. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    A hippy who styled himself "ytzk"
    Would constantly sound pessimistic.
    "The environment's dying,"
    "Politicians are lying,"
    "And I'm obviously klnd of autistic."
     
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  2. ytzk

    ytzk Well-Known Member

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    Of course
    In my dotage
    My poems are like
    y'know
    Beatnik baby
    I don't even need to fucking rhyme
     
  3. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    A Triolet

    A man at our forum often deletes
    His posts, is this due to shame?
    In this thread, the rhymes and the beats
    A man at our forum often deletes
    This history itself often repeats
    Apparently these are the rules of the game
    A man at our forum often deletes
    His posts, is this due to shame?
     
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  4. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    An ambitious young gamer named Philes
    Played with too many character styles.
    He ran low on money,
    'Til a wise man said "Sonny,
    Don't buy games, just replay the free trials."
     
  5. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Speaking of Philes, it wouldn't be right
    To forego mentioning his plight
    He'd made it his art
    To always restart
    No one knows better the Crash Site
     
  6. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    I once did adventure, like thee.
    I fought on the land and the sea.
    I searched dungeons old
    for treasures of gold,
    but then took an arrow in the knee.
     
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    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    Magical spells I have casted,
    and technical marvels I've builded.
    But in combat I'm paling
    to wolves who are ailing.
    Arcanum devours the well rounded.
     
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  8. ytzk

    ytzk Well-Known Member

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    My first order as President was
    to renovate and modernize our
    nuclear arsenal. It is now far
    stronger and more powerful
    than ever before....

    35,417 replies 22,134 retweets 89,145 likes
     
  9. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Pantoums. Pantoums never change.

    War. War never changes
    One day our world may end
    In warhead exchanges
    Will you survive my friend?

    One day our world may end
    In a storm of fire
    Will you survive my friend?
    Or burn on the pyre?

    In a storm of fire
    Shall we live one more day
    Or burn on the pyre?
    Well, can anyone say?

    Shall we live one more day
    In warhead exchanges
    Well, can anyone say?
    War. War never changes.
     
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  10. Jojobobo

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    Maybe it's haiku.
    Maybe it's a fucking stroke.
    Please send help you dick.
     
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  11. ytzk

    ytzk Well-Known Member

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    It's my belief in the sense that I hope and pray if not actually have faith
    That mathematically over all possible time-lines and probable planets some day
    A consensus transtemporal corpus christi hivemind internet AI
    Will is going to have already have been more or less managing things

    And all of time and space is more or less a mirage and ultimately
    Just a sandpit for the unravelling of ideas and a tying up of loose threads
    Across a four dimensioned ocean of possible pasts and futures
    There's always a kind of singularity of connectivity and so

    Somewhere at the end of time is a library of knowledge
    Where everyone is remembered down to their atoms
    And where a friendly timetravelling skynet alien computer
    Will wake us all up in super robot bodies and let us

    Sandpit in the spaceman's matrix and
    When ever we feel the need to once again
    Pick up the problem of probable ancestor
    Timeline tapestries of universes
    In which the deus ex machina gets made.

    Maybe this will be another universe where earth goes phut.
    And humans aren't a part of the descendant hivemind builders
    But even if it's another armageddon we can consider it
    Good practice if not a lesson well learned.
     
  12. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    There once was a rebel named Zanza,
    Who steamrolled through threads like a Panzer.
    He ignored all rules,
    Especially Smuel's,
    In the Good Morning Extravaganza.
     
  13. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    An arborescent fornyrdislag

    Slayer of Snowmane,
    Slaughterous sapling;
    May breakage befall,
    Your bloody branches.
    Timber of the tomb,
    Tyrant of torment;
    Wonderful would be
    A world without you.
     
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    ytzk Well-Known Member

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    Military solutions are now
    fully in place,
    locked and loaded,
    should North Korea
    act unwisely.
    Hopefully Kim Jong Un
    will find another path!
    49,589 Retweets 138,166 Likes
     
  15. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Is Trump an avatar of the tree
    Could it be?
    Will World War 3 break out on Twitter
    Or are you simply bitter?
    Are bombs going to hit Guam
    The following years will not be calm
    Threats of war are looming large
    And madmen have been put in charge
    I hope we can this threat avert
    May not a soul be hurt
    Geopolitics makes a blood-soaked song
    Can't we all just get along?
     
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    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    Philosophical
    Mixed with horrifying tweets.
    It's the ytzk way.
     
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  17. Philes

    Philes Well-Known Member

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    There once was a poster named Smuel
    Who one day jumped into a pool
    He mostly got wet
    Someone get the net
    'cause floating on top is a stool

    There once was an admin Dark Elf
    Whose poems made fun of myself
    I hope you agree
    He gets hit by the Tree
    We'll rob him and take all that pelf
     
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  18. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    A Retortional Kyrielle

    Stennar's ring has this guy received
    More times than easily believed
    Philes be this marauding lad's name
    Will he ever finish the game?

    Ristezze has taken the boot
    The kite shaman has lost his loot
    Hervor's engine's gone down in flame
    Will he ever finish the game?

    Lukan he may with words have swayed
    Doc Roberts he may have betrayed
    Important questions still remain
    Will he ever finish the game?

    Though he may steal his master's worth
    And rove and pillage all the earth
    We shall ask ourselves all the same
    Will he ever finish the game?
     
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    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    An almighty old wizard named Muro
    Could transform any concept to Muro
    He Muro the Muro
    Muro Muro Muro
    Muro Muro Muro Muro Muro
     
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