Smuel's good morning extravaganza

The Weeknd sucks too.

Good morning.

 

Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that after I swapped my underwear and sock drawer a couple of months ago, I now no longer open the wrong one when looking for underwear or socks.

Good morning.

 

I needed to do lots of cool stuff this summer.

But.

Missed one concert because my brother, who said he could have took me there, was ill that evening.
Missed another one because my friend, who was going to play, couldn't take me with him.
Missed the beginning of the third one (it was also good) but I couldn't talk to the other friend who was singing that night.
Missed the forth one because there was no parkings available.
Was also going to see another friend, who we didn't saw each other in a while, but at the last minute she couldn't make it.

***** fuck

And good morning.

 

Do you ever get the feeling that other people's lives are much better than yours? I mean, just compare the last two posts.

Barabbah clearly needs to step his game up in order to get to my level.

Good morning.

 

So, Yuki, what do you think of Mount & Blade II?

Good morning.

 

Mood of the day

And good morning.

 

I have a beef with the barista at work. He takes all the large mugs in the morning, and if he runs out of hot chocolate he takes that too, for his little barista station, so he can serve coffee to people. Meanwhile I'm just trying to make some hot chocolate for myself in a large mug. I have to go to one of the other kitchens to get one. And sometimes to get hot chocolate too. Recently one morning the kitchen had run out of milk. But do you know who had enough milk that morning? The barista! Serving coffee in his little barista station! This will not stand!

One time in the evening after he'd left I went to take back the hot chocolate, and one of the building staff saw me and said "Excuse me! That's for the barista. Put it back please." But it's not! I've seen him take it from the kitchen! I've even started marking the hot chocolate jars so I can track when he takes them, and he definitely takes them!

Thus, he is now my sworn enemy. And so is the busybody building staff member who interfered with my rightful claim to the spoils of war.

Good morning.

 

It sounds like society is punishing you for drinking hot chocolate at work like a manchild, and for that I'm grateful that the world is still just.

You should be drinking Bovril mixed with hot tears like rest of us. Good morning.

 

Time for payback!
In your place I would plan some villainous revenge plot....
Good morning

 

Also, why I can't see the devil emoji I've added to my previous post?

 

Probably something to do with the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.

Good morning.

 

So what I heard was:

And then in response:

And then after you Beetlejuiced me and I provided further clarifications on my departure, and I had a triumphant, indelible, iridescent return, I hear:

And so quite crisply I respond:

And then, and then... I'm fucking ignored. The fucking cheek of it! Smuel, toxic masculinity was the bedrock of this place, and I make an on point joke - in fact you could call it a self-reverential magnum opus given my cry-baby status before - and you just pass it by.

Well fuck you! I'm looking forward to the 6.0 of this forum where we ceaselessly talk about your ability to make hot chocolate.

I sometimes wonder, as the great Taylor Swift says, maybe that generally the problem is:

Me, Hi, I'm the problem it's me.

I also strongly identify with:

Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
And I'm a monster on the hill

Good morning.

 

The TL-DR of all of this is, in appropriate British parlance:

You're a bumhole.

Good morning.

 

If it's any consolation, I recently got kicked out of a Slack group for defending Jordan Peterson.

Good morning.

 

It is a little bit, yes.

Good morning.

 

Pfft, you would say that, you... you... bumhole!

Good morning.

 

You.... you.... Nincompoop! (citation for very few)

Good morning.

 

As Wordsworth once said, better to be a bumhole than a gaping bumhole - like you (I believe he was addressing Samuel Taylor Coleridge at the time...).

You know, people really don't give Wordsworth enough credit. Good morning.