I got one!

Anyone notice this new popup? Very funny.

 

I get it every once in a while, but I always click it off right away.

 

gee Loo, can you be a little more vague please, what new pop-up?, do you mean the veri-sign one with the bad acting or the casino on net one that seems to be following me to every site i go to.

 

i don't get pop-ups. go me.

 

damn you and your feminine ways....... damn you to hell! :-?

 

you know you love me.

 

yes, yes i am......... , damn, my secret shame is revealed......, oh the shame..... the shame.

 

The pop ups that talk now really frighten me. I remember when there were no pop ups. Now the talk. =( What evil has been bestowed upon the world?

 

After this line I'm ashamed to say that I don't get pop-ups either.

 

Meant the ONLY popup that says "I got one!"...

 

I got one popup first time i visited after the forum got back upp, but after i did the ritual of lethal and nasty pain tovards it has never happened again.

The ritual of lethal and nasty pain is goes like this: I get out and makes a octogram, then i dance around it naked while biting the head of a chicken, screaming the names of several banished gods. Then i eat some weird mushrom and dance some more until i think i have reached the wanted effeckt. Then i tape it all and send the tape to the victim. The victim is guaranted to atleast go blind but usualy they go mad a die.
I think i will sell it to osama or bush depends on who pays the most.

 

I've tried that...that's why the FBI watches me round the clock now...

 

In the future, popups will be entire holographic people who scream and throw things at you. If the things they throw or them come into contact of any kind with you, including visual or audial, you will be taken to their site.

The only way to kill them is by purchasing the HolographicPopUpPsychoKillerGun (tm) from me. At the moment they're only $50. In twenty years, they will be worth $20,000, guaranteed(1).




(1) not a guarantee

 

Pop-ads are like pokemons - everyone hates them but they just keep on coming.

 

You've gotta click 'em all.

 

Make sure you use a poke-mouse though, so you can keep them... and raise them/praise them/torture them/use them for sexual pleasures to your hearts desire

 

How do you get 200 Pikachus on a bus?

 

No idea. Please tell, I just can't stuff them in my room anymore.


BTW anyone saw that Southpark episode about Pinchokomons? It was great when parents watched one of the episodes:
"What's this all about?"
"I have no idea. But I suddenly feel that I wanna own them all."