Shing Shang

Chukka · **Joined:** Oct 8, 2006 **Posts:** 20

The Lizard Is Getting Lazy
The Lizard Needs To Start Checking
It Is Only A Matter Of Time
You Know Who You Are
You Know Who I Am
You Know What I Will Do
You Know Why I Will Do It
You Know Shing
You Dont Know Shang
You Will Know Shang
But Not Before You Meet Shing
Yes
This Will Sound Strange
Maybe It Will Not
But You
The Lizard
Well
Your In Trouble

Frigo · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:17 pm **Post subject:**

The idiot is getting annoying.

mathboy · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:17 pm **Post subject:**

He who loves Frigo's pictures new e-mail address, in case you can't see it is:
thereptiledies_yesitreallydoes@hotmail.co.uk

Chukka · **Joined:** Oct 8, 2006 **Posts:** 20

Annoying?
Yes thats an email address.
My email address maybe.
Can i speak to you mathboy?
On an instant messaging service?
You know such as yahoo or msn

Vyenna · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:53 pm **Post subject:**

Can't we keep him this time?

Transparent Painting · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:17 pm **Post subject:**

As a pet or as a member?

Since he hasn't threaten to kill me yet, I'm okey with him staying. But, no more songs please. Your lyrics doesn't have any "rythm", there's no real "feeling" in the song. My right brainhalf burns every time I read your "song". Right now I feel as if I'm a "artist". Good "night".

Chukka · **Joined:** Oct 8, 2006 **Posts:** 20

Listen
You have no choice
Im going to stay weather you ban me or not
Go ahead and keep on banning my accounts and even my ip's.
Or not.
Thing is.
I am like...
Like a rat.
Im a cunt.

And what fuckin song?
Ill Give You A Fucking Song!

On the first day of christmas, me girlfriend sucked me dick
I had to stop myself from coming really quick

On the second day of christmas she kissed me bollocks too
She gave me a blow job, you know the way the women do

On the third day of christmas I had my head between her legs
With my tounge I tried to fertilise her eggs

On the forth day of christmas her pubes were up me nose
By now you'll think I'm sex mad I suppose

First she sucked me dick
Kissed me bollocks too
Pubes were up me nose
I said "mind me cartilage, me pins are in my bare knee"

On the fifth day of christmas I stopped for a pause
I noticed these big skid marks on her draws

On the sixth day of christmas I thought She's very loose
Too late, my tounge was soaked in fanny juice

On the seventh day of christmas I was staring at this lass
Well I was staring at this paper stuck to her arse

On the eighth day of christmas I started to feel ill
On the paper it said Newcastle had lost two-nill

First she sucked me dick
Kissed me bollocks too
Pubes were up me nose
Skid marks on her draws
She stunk of fanny juice
Newspaper on her arse
I started to feel ill
To part a fart and lick a hairy place where the girls pee

On the ninth day of christmas, I'd been shagging for eight days
I must have fucked this girl a thousand different ways

On the tenth day of christmas without being too blunt
To be honest I'd had enough of her large cunt

On the eleventh day of christmas i went to see the quack
He said "my dear boy you've been licking too much crack"

First she sucked me dick
Kissed me bollocks too
Pubes were up me nose
Skid marks on her draws
Stunk of fanny juice
Newspaper on her arse
I started to feel ill
I'd been shagging for eight days
It's blunt to mention cunt
I'd been licking too much crack
But now my tart's frigid and that's a reality

On the twelfth day of christmas, found out she'd given me AIDS

Transparent Painting · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:31 pm **Post subject:**

We could do like they did in a Darkfall forum, ban the whole country*. On the other hand, who else lives in the UK?

* In their case, Belgium. The admins were too lazy to write in the members whole IP, so they just wrote the three first numbers.

Chukka · **Joined:** Oct 8, 2006 **Posts:** 20

Hmmmm.....
You could ban england.
Thing is.
And you can ask the admins about this.
Im constantly posting from different countries
Be it spain ireland wales or england.

Transparent Painting · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:38 pm **Post subject:**

Oh well, being in differnt countries is nice. I've never been outside Europe... but I would really like to see Asia. Have you been to Asia, Christopher (or whatever your first name is)?

And by the way, I'm not sure whenevery Wales is a country. Okey, they have their own language, but still, it's part of the UK.

Chukka · **Joined:** Oct 8, 2006 **Posts:** 20

Ive been to china.
Always wanted to go then a friend said he was goin on holiday so i went n all.
How'd u like my song

China was beutifull by the way.
Well most of it.
It is just like any other county in that it has its nice parts and its pretty shit parts.

mathboy · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:42 pm **Post subject:**

Enter #Arcanum on irc.eu.gamesurge.net and I might be there.

Chukka · **Joined:** Oct 8, 2006 **Posts:** 20

Well Scotland and Northern Ireland are also a part of the UK. Wales is just like them.

Xz · **Joined:** May 31, 2003 **Posts:** 4996

How about we keep him around, give him a costum title and avatar mabe? I'm thinking the spam can.

mathboy · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:24 am **Post subject:**

Keep him around, maybe, custom avatar, nope, it'd only encourage him.

old-rroyo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:33 am **Post subject:**

Just a thought from someone looking in: He seems to enjoy the challenge of sneaking back in here, so ban him again.

Frigo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:41 am **Post subject:**

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

I just love myself and my PHP scripts!

Telcontar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:24 am **Post subject:**

I always knew the english had annoying accents, but I never thought they were this annoying all round.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:53 am **Post subject:**

Hmm...I'm not really sure what to think.
These threats don't become you, Chukka. I said myself that I'd probably get along with you very well, and here you are, saying I'm in trouble.
You said it earlier in another of your threads, "Why not just say, this guy's a dick."
You're a dick.

Vorak · **Joined:** Sep 15, 2003 **Posts:** 5679

Is he an S&M slave or something?

This guy genuinely enjoys ridicule.

Telcontar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:27 am **Post subject:**

Well Vorak take your clothes off and walk in to his room and your question will be answered. I bet he likes tea and scones as well...

Vorak · **Joined:** Sep 15, 2003 **Posts:** 5679

All such oppurtunities belond to Retard and mrnobodie, by right of seniority.

Telcontar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:09 pm **Post subject:**

Well since they are not active I guess the jobs up to you. *Tel opens the door to a dark room with a green musky smelling gas escaping* .

Vorak · **Joined:** Sep 15, 2003 **Posts:** 5679

I cede the right to you, since your so eager, I have a pizza to go and eat.

Telcontar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:04 pm **Post subject:**

Share it with Chukka..... instead of the cigarette after sex.....it can be the Pizza after sex.

Shing Shang

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