Further proof that america is shit

Frigo

http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/go ... th-nobody/

TheDavisChanger · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:39 am **Post subject:**

Frigo, somehow your Internet links manage to speak right into my very soul.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:04 am **Post subject:**

Feminists don't pull this kind of shit. A real feminist fights for equality; the people behind this crap and/or just supporting it, are gender-bigots. Our government is completely pussy whipped.

Zanza · **Joined:** Apr 20, 2009 **Posts:** 2812

Then he died.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:46 pm **Post subject:**

Alright, you say you're going to be incognito on facebook, everyone says you're just gonna go whack off for a week, while I'm sitting here thinking "He just used the word incognito to mean he'll be absent for a week, and no one called him on it?"
Here I am, calling you on it. Incognito means "In a disguise." Not only are you still posting, you're not even in a disguise.

Dark Elf · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:45 pm **Post subject:**

Grossenschwamm wrote:

Feminists don't pull this kind of shit. A real feminist fights for equality; the people behind this crap and/or just supporting it, are gender-bigots. Our government is completely pussy whipped.

No, a feminist is the kind of person who'd try to have you incarcerated for rape if you think that there was anything wrong in the article above.

Smuelissim0 · **Joined:** Aug 23, 2011 **Posts:** 91

I'm going to have to side with common sense in this discussion.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:35 pm **Post subject:**

I dealt with such a feminist, a damned gender bigot. For years she criticized all of the boys in school and considered them inferior, simply because of their genitals. I don't know where she is now, but I sometimes imagine she's in porn, taking the biggest dick she possibly can, emasculating her co-worker the entire fucking time.
"You know why you're inside me? Because you're a stupid man, and that's all you're good for! Semen! You're lucky I'm not a human geneticist, because if I was half as dedicated to schoolwork as I am to simply making men feel inferior, I'd be studying the genes responsible for stimulating parthenogenesis in other species, and working on replicating the same thing in humans! That's right, your massive dick and balls would be USELESS and every man EVER would die, and women would make a gynocentric utopia!"
"But then if there were still straight women they would have unfulfilled sexual desires and the inability to form relationships with the opposite sex..."
"Shut up and do me, you insignificant, big-dick bastard!"
It's not a sexual thing for me. It just makes me laugh. Your mileage may vary, as this is something I made up and not everyone is me. And, she was unfortunately very intelligent, so she's probably got a degree in a pretty difficult field along with a nice career, and might even be working on grad school. But, you know...if someone pisses you off, just imagine how they'd be if they were in porn! Or, a prostitute. Ha, just thought of her as a prostitute.
Honestly though, feminism started basically by trying to allow women to vote. Then, it turned into equality in the workplace and at home. Now, these insufferable harpies are going around, essentially saying women are better than men! I don't think it's right, because I've never practiced any sort of misogyny. I don't even hold assumptions of a person's gender when I find out their career before ever meeting them. I know not everyone is like that, but the people who are are the direct result of true feminists working for equality. All the other ones are pretending and giving the movement a bad name. Unfortunately, it seems that the posers are the most vocal, so would I be sentenced to chemical castration? Probably.

Zanza · **Joined:** Apr 20, 2009 **Posts:** 2812

Grossenschwamm wrote:

Alright, you say you're going to be incognito on facebook, everyone says you're just gonna go whack off for a week, while I'm sitting here thinking "He just used the word incognito to mean he'll be absent for a week, and no one called him on it?"
Here I am, calling you on it. Incognito means "In a disguise." Not only are you still posting, you're not even in a disguise.

Then you woke up.

ytzk · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:52 am **Post subject:**

Personally I welcome a future where we're all cybernetic egglaying lesbians.

TheDavisChanger · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:51 pm **Post subject:**

I meant to share this earlier. While not as epic as Frigo's offering, it still speaks of the gender bias against men.

By the way Yuki, I understand that Jungle Japes is abroad and would be unable to deny any claims that he is the father of your children. The deck is stacked so heavily against men, you probably wouldn't even have to have any children to score some extra scratch.

wobbler · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:09 pm **Post subject:**

But Yuki isn't a citizen of the USA, so that falls.

Jungle Japes · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:34 am **Post subject:**

She wouldn't be the first girl to claim to be carrying Jungle Junior without first getting sexed up by my Jungle Junk.

Yuki · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:58 am **Post subject:**

Why am I the resident woman now, I want Caity back. Or at least wail on Piper more.

Jungle Japes · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:18 am **Post subject:**

Yuki wrote:

I want Caity back.

You can't mean that. And don't worry, I'm sure we'll have beautiful children.

wobbler · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:01 am **Post subject:**

What you really should do is whine on Silvara til she finds her way back here. Or bunny.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:02 am **Post subject:**

Zanza wrote:

Then you woke up.

I actually had a pretty screwed up dream last night.
Ron Jeremy and some random blonde woman were in a DBZ porn parody (of course...my subconscious HAD to screw up how I think about one of my favorite cartoons). He was a hairy, fat saiyan and she was a slutty saiyan, but Ron wasn't convinced she was really a saiyan. Apparently, he was the director as well.
"Jenny, the Saiyans are a proud warrior race. The way you've lazily been sparring with me, I can tell you're not putting your heart into it. You're afraid to get hit; for one, this is a movie. For another, if your character got hit, it would only make her more excited. Alright guys, let's try that again!"
Mercifully, that was the end of that scene.
Then, I was Spider-Man, getting intimate. Someone wanted to kill me, and apparently had some sort of sniper rifle that could accurately hit targets from 10 miles away. They fire, the bullet breaks through the wall, and at this point I'm no longer Spidey, and instead am watching what's going on. Spiderman sensed there was danger, but instead of dodging the bullet he catches it in his damned mouth, like he was eating supersonic candy. Then, he furrows his brow and fires lasers from his eyes, and at this point I say "What the fuck?"
Then, he jumps ten miles away, apparently using superpowers he's gained while being present in my head to find and kill the man who attacked him, who turns out to be some sort of human/orca hybrid.
Then I woke up.

ytzk · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:13 am **Post subject:**

Okay, wait. Who was spiderman getting intimate with?

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:25 am **Post subject:**

My girlfriend. At the point where Spidey sensed danger, the sex stopped and I was no longer Spider-Man. And my girlfriend was gone.

Grakelin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:33 am **Post subject:**

Important:

Black or White Spiderman?

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:30 pm **Post subject:**

White Spider-Man. Black Spider-Man is a teenager (well, Ultimate Spidey was a teen too). He's also gay.

Zanza · **Joined:** Apr 20, 2009 **Posts:** 2812

That was a rumour. Black spiderman isn't gay, don't believe everything you see on the internet.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:29 am **Post subject:**

There's more than one gay comic book character (even though most of them come out and are mysteriously never heard from again), so it's not like it would be unprecedented to believe a new character was gay due to a lack of proper information about them online. At the time I read the rumor, I knew that it took place in the Ultimate universe, which means a total re-vamp of a character would not be unexpected. However, I didn't read the entire article, which means I missed the part where a direct quote from the character designer that said, "In the future, a black or gay -or both- hero will be considered something absolutely normal." The quote was what the rumor was based on, despite it not ever saying the new Spider-Man was gay.
I just kinda figured, alright; It's the Ultimate universe. Parker killed by the Goblin? Ok. Replacement Spidey is black and latino? Interesting. New Spidey possibly gay? This is even more interesting. I just figured they did it to pull a triple-whammy, because killing a popular character and making the one who takes up their mantle a different race isn't edgy enough. Doesn't really change anything though. People shouldn't be upset about it; normally, when a character dies in a comic book, they come back a couple months later. And, this is only one iteration of Spider-Man, it's not like every single Peter Parker was killed and replaced by a previously unknown character.
This was one of those situations where you hear or read something that's not true, but it fits in the context at hand so you're not surprised or upset about it and accept that it's a possibility, or even true.

But, what you said explains what I saw on facebook.

Grakelin · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:34 am **Post subject:**

They couldn't make him black, gay, and a teenager. He needs to have a redeeming quality of some sort.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:42 am **Post subject:**

As funny as that is, and it's really funny...it's true. No one would read that comic book.

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