So I was bored and perusing odd websites as I typically do when I'm up too late and slightly inebriated, and I found this. Personally I like the third and fourth paragraphs, they're something quite special. I know, I know, this is a real person with a real problem and we shouldn't laugh at him - but still that is pretty hilarious. As far as I know this person is serious too, read some other threads and you'll realise this isn't a laugh-a-minute forum.

Besides posting this up for general amusement, anyone else want to post up humorous examples of other people sharing too much on the internet? And I know many members here can share too much sometimes, including myself in the past, which is why I put the emphasis on humorous examples.

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Sites like that are not found by sheer accident. Chocolate cheesecake, Jojobobo, do you like it?

Like it? I love it, I fuck that shit to pieces!

Honestly I'm sure I've mentioned this website in the past, but I still felt it was worth mentioning again for that thread.

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Wait. You did LOVE that chocolate cake that much so you put your dick into the cake then?

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Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Indeed I did.

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Is there a paraphilia regarding suede couches? If so, Rick James may have suffered from that embarrassing attraction.
Beavis, of Beavis and Butthead, did indeed fuck his couch. When Butthead asked what he was doing, Beavis simply replied, "I'm doin' mah monkey-boy! Yaaya oooa!!"

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Humanity, you so awesome. Right now, someone somewhere is masturbating to a story about a fat guy eating cheesecake. And yet there will always be someone shocked whenever the aliens come to kill us all.

Jojobobo's initial post reminded me of a certain touching story, starting here.

On a side note, damn, I'm so hungry for chocolate cheesecake right now.

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Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

I just read the entirety of that comic, it was quite special!

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

I dont even know why I even clicked that link...

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And I thought the grammar was bad!

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I saw that years ago and never wanted to share it with anyone, due to how horrible I thought it was. I had forgotten it until today. I may not remember what brought me to it then, but I'll never forget that human lump's face.

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I didn't actually read it, I just scrolled down and saw the pictures of all the excrement which I gathered was the important part.

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