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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:35 am Post subject: 
 
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I actually do have a breasts, but those are made of muscles. They're not as big as they used to be, as I've stopped visiting a gym about 5 years ago. Still I've managed to maintain lots of the muscles and a gorilla-sized chest. I truly look like a gorilla.


Just thought I'd say that "breasts" is quite self-deprecating in this context, especially in light of Smuel's suggestion.

Breasts are never made of muscles. If they were, the breast enlargement industry would consist of barbells and weight plates.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:13 am Post subject: 
 
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@Grossenschwamm: Isn't that a female gorilla? A shaved one?

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This is more like me, except my Willie is not that small. Really.

Edit: So how do you call those "breasts" in English? Because I've heard people calling them this way before.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:31 am Post subject: 
 
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We do call them breasts, Crypton. You have impressively well-developed breasts, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:20 am Post subject: 
 
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To avoid the womanly connotation, you can call them pecs, or pectorals, or just your chest, or in most cases, don't call them anything at all so no one will accuse you of overcompensating.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:39 am Post subject: 
 
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Crypton wrote:
@Grossenschwamm: Isn't that a female gorilla? A shaved one?

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This is more like me, except my Willie is not that small. Really.

Edit: So how do you call those "breasts" in English? Because I've heard people calling them this way before.


No, that would be a male chimp with a mutation that prevents him from growing hair. The whole point of the hairless chimp is the whole humans as "hairless apes" thing, the one problem being it's the wrong species of ape in the photo.

Pecs, pectorals. Never breasts (unless you have gynecomastia). Sometimes moobs.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:11 am Post subject: 
 
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Well, I know a word pectoral, but I thought that it's a medical term that isn't used in a normal non-geeky conversation. We do normally call them a "breasts" in Czech.

Btw, so why is there a word such as "breaststroke"? It's a name of discipline for both men and women swimmers, right?

@Smuel: Thanks for making fun of me... :/

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:43 am Post subject: 
 
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You just admitted to wilfully having sex with an animal. How did you think that would work in your favour?

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:45 am Post subject: 
 
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www.furcadia.com

I'll just leave this here.

And maybe you will then just leave.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:47 am Post subject: 
 
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I want to click but I am hesitant because I am in the middle of applying for the police...

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:16 am Post subject: 
 
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You just went down several levels in my esteem, Zanza.

Why join the police? Trying to source better drugs or just enjoy beating minorities?

Oh, and Crypton, no english speaking male describes his pecs as breasts, even if he does employ breaststroke. Others might consider very large pectoral muscles to qualify as 'marvellous manboobs' but that term is usually reserved for obese men or those with hormonal imbalances, or both.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:47 am Post subject: 
 
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ytzk wrote:
Others might consider very large pectoral muscles to qualify as 'marvellous manboobs' but that term is usually reserved for obese men or those with hormonal imbalances, or both.

You know how to make a guy blush ytzk, I've never thought of them as marvellous myself.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:58 am Post subject: 
 
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Then you simply must google 'marvellous manboobs'.

You might find some good potential avatars.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:44 pm Post subject: 
 
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That was a pretty... unusual website, ytzk.

Grakelin wrote:
www.furcadia.com

I'll just leave this here.

And maybe you will then just leave.

I can't believe you would post that up, with it's "established online community, grown over years, [which] has become a second home to tens of thousands" and "Kid Stuff" - disgusting.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:51 am Post subject: 
 
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And I will continue posting obscenities until He who loves Frigo's pictures reveals his true identity to Gotham!

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:58 am Post subject: 
 
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ytzk wrote:
You just went down several levels in my esteem, Zanza.

Why join the police? Trying to source better drugs or just enjoy beating minorities?



Because outside of this forum I actually hold Paladin morals. I like to right wrongs and protect the innocent, and all that jazz.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:06 am Post subject: 
 
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It's a sad day when Arthgon becomes the House's most accurate psychoanalyst.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:14 am Post subject: 
 
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You would of known this about me Jojobobo if you were around when I first arrived. I explained all this long ago so fear not Arthgon isn't smart, he just has nothing better to do than remember details about members on a forum for a long dead game.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:19 am Post subject: 
 
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You always did seem like the white-knight type deep, deep, deep down.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:46 am Post subject: 
 
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I'll always protect you Jojobobo, always.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:11 am Post subject: 
 
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Crypton wrote:
Well, I know a word pectoral, but I thought that it's a medical term that isn't used in a normal non-geeky conversation. We do normally call them a "breasts" in Czech.


The Czeck Republic, where the Men are Women and the Women are too!

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:27 am Post subject: 
 
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Zanza wrote:
ytzk wrote:
You just went down several levels in my esteem, Zanza.

Why join the police? Trying to source better drugs or just enjoy beating minorities?



Because outside of this forum I actually hold Paladin morals. I like to right wrongs and protect the innocent, and all that jazz.


Ohh, I get it now. Good one, Zanza. You fool me every time. Ha ha, paladin joins qld police. Classic. He'd go postal the first time he cast detect evil at the academy.


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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:13 am Post subject: 
 
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Oh I'd never join the Qld police, too much corruption. I moved away from the Gold Coast, seeking my fortunes elsewhere.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:23 am Post subject: 
 
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Ah yes, the old "join the system and work to change it from within" routine. Those Ozlander Bobbies won't know what's hit 'em.


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