Just so everyone knows, and I apologize for not saying so earlier, the game is still on - my life got in the way of the RP. I spent the last two weeks on the edge of my seat waiting to hear if I got the lease for the land my conveniently mobile home is on. It took the guy who currently owns the home laying into the leasing agency before I heard anything - yesterday morning. As things settle back down, I'll kick off the next chapter, but please be patient as I'm moving everything into my house on the 26th.
I expect it's something to do with cheap rolex watches enlarging his penis while he makes $400,000 an hour working from home.