Wait, what? I meant the picture!

So what's jus primae noctis?

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"Writer's block: it affects the best of us, and doesn't affect the worst of us enough."
~ Kitty, ImpishIdea

Currently surviving on caffiene, microwave dinners and requests for porn from certain fandoms. Guess the fandoms, win some porn!

Nice Girls Don't Scream Orcish Battlecries. (Thank God I'm Not A Nice Girl.)

For fuck's sake woman, I thought you were nerdy enough to have seen Braveheart.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

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"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

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If you can't go through a problem, go over it, under it, or around it.

Here are some more Werewolves:

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Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Rawr. I'm a werewolf. Fear me.


Honestly, giving Puppy a "seriously-looking" werewolf would be pretty gay and doesn't fit him nor the rest of the forum. Either Hat-man-wolf or something actually good.

Indeed, all those "epic" avatars are pretty stupid.

How about a Husky?

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*Seeing the avvy above that was suggested by Xz* On second thought, perhaps is that the best choice for PD.

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Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

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BTW: Nice job on the tag.

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If you can't go through a problem, go over it, under it, or around it.

You would.

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The black line at the top and the white one at the bottom annoy the shit out of me.
Removed:



This one I support. My favourite, however, is this:



Oh and by the way:

What is the genesis of that? For I prefer the cropping below, unless that X has any good and Puppyish meaning.

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Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

The X goes on the collar because he's MY Puppy. Duh.

Voting for either red-and-black grinning wolf or top hat wolf.

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"Writer's block: it affects the best of us, and doesn't affect the worst of us enough."
~ Kitty, ImpishIdea

Currently surviving on caffiene, microwave dinners and requests for porn from certain fandoms. Guess the fandoms, win some porn!

Nice Girls Don't Scream Orcish Battlecries. (Thank God I'm Not A Nice Girl.)

Ah yes, how silly of me to not realize the most obvious answer.
I like that. Since that's how it is, I'm for either one of these two.

. . .

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Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

I might just be taking Mr Tophat for my House account. I'm not sure, though. I'm rather attached to Yosho.

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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be.
Then you accept it, or you kill yourself.
Or you stop looking into mirrors."
--Londo Mollari

Seconded.

The one on the left has the best pose, but the one on the right feels less cluttered.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

I like the one on the right for it's "I'm sizing you up for a grave" dementia. But either is good.

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Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?

I'm gonna have to say I like the one on the right, of the two. It's much simpler, and fairly fitting.

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Then we'll settle for the one on the right. Just vote on a rank to go with it and Doggie will have his avatar.

Now it's time to turn our attention to Muro.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

Well, wait. We need ideas for his title!

I'll list what comes to mind.

"Puppy Guarding the Pussy" (reference to Xiao)
"Bondage Masked and Barking"
"Sitting in Xiao's Yard, snarling"

...yea, I'm outta ideas, and those are rather meek.
Next person?


and for Muro, I think someone needs to just mod his current one a little. Clean it up, and disable it's use-ability by the forum at large.

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*clobbers DarkFool with a frozen tuna* Don't refer to me with such crass language!

I believe a lot of people liked 'Mummy's Little Hellhound'.

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"Writer's block: it affects the best of us, and doesn't affect the worst of us enough."
~ Kitty, ImpishIdea

Currently surviving on caffiene, microwave dinners and requests for porn from certain fandoms. Guess the fandoms, win some porn!

Nice Girls Don't Scream Orcish Battlecries. (Thank God I'm Not A Nice Girl.)

I missed those posts, initially. I agree with Mummy's Little Hellhound, unless someone concocts something better.


@Xiao: Apologies. I did it solely for the rhyming. I meant no ill-will or intent unto your vaginal region.

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Mummy's Little Hellhound is decent enough, yes/

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