I'd love to go to Hell. All my friends are going to be there.

But then again, I don't like most of my friends...

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I've fantasized about going to Hell and offering to join as a soldier in Lucifer's army in exchange for some wicked demonic powers I could unleash upon the mortal world, like breathing fire and causing womens' breasts to grow with just a flick of my mind.

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But when you actually go there, you will end up standing in the line for all eternity.

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Oh, it's going to be a personal Hell, is it? Lovely.

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Yes.
And when you finally do get to the window, you'll find out you were in the wrong line the whole time.

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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be.
Then you accept it, or you kill yourself.
Or you stop looking into mirrors."
--Londo Mollari

Sounds like the DMV.

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Yes.
Yes it does.
Now get out of my mind.
Wait!
While you're in there, see if you can do something about Scorpius.
(Anyone who gets the reference can share my chocolet chip cookies.)

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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be.
Then you accept it, or you kill yourself.
Or you stop looking into mirrors."
--Londo Mollari

farscape?

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You get some cookies.

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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be.
Then you accept it, or you kill yourself.
Or you stop looking into mirrors."
--Londo Mollari

This thread was derailed.

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Well yeah. Don't they all get derailed?

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Looks like there are some magick users on this train.

Or a dog.

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We're three pages into an I-Hate-Cobramax thread.
Granted, the ire directed at him was well deserved, but did you really expect it not to spin off into the æther?

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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be.
Then you accept it, or you kill yourself.
Or you stop looking into mirrors."
--Londo Mollari

And that's worth mentioning? This is HoL, dude, derailing threads is what we do best!

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"Writer's block: it affects the best of us, and doesn't affect the worst of us enough."
~ Kitty, ImpishIdea

Currently surviving on caffiene, microwave dinners and requests for porn from certain fandoms. Guess the fandoms, win some porn!

Nice Girls Don't Scream Orcish Battlecries. (Thank God I'm Not A Nice Girl.)

The goal of this thread was to give me powers over the Arcanum Sections! Of course I'm sad it was derailed!

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Its not going to happen Silvio.

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Guess it wouldn't be so hard for you. I mean, it's not like going from Dutch to Finnish. The Dutchmen whom I've spoken Swedish to didn't even have that much accent and they didn't need more than a years training. Keep in mind that one of them was a professor and the other an exchange student.

but... but... that section needs moderation! and I need the irony!

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You're already receiving the irony, oh Tantalus.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

That name doesn't fit! I can't sacrifice kids I don't have.


...hey Xiao...

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Not happening, DF. Not happening.

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"Writer's block: it affects the best of us, and doesn't affect the worst of us enough."
~ Kitty, ImpishIdea

Currently surviving on caffiene, microwave dinners and requests for porn from certain fandoms. Guess the fandoms, win some porn!

Nice Girls Don't Scream Orcish Battlecries. (Thank God I'm Not A Nice Girl.)

In the off chance that you should procreate, I hereby place myself at the top of the list, whether you want it or not.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

The chances of me procreating are not only minimal, they're non-existant. Seeing as how a pregnancy could kill me and all.

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"Writer's block: it affects the best of us, and doesn't affect the worst of us enough."
~ Kitty, ImpishIdea

Currently surviving on caffiene, microwave dinners and requests for porn from certain fandoms. Guess the fandoms, win some porn!

Nice Girls Don't Scream Orcish Battlecries. (Thank God I'm Not A Nice Girl.)

Aww. Well, I guess I'll have to nail your sister while listening to a recording of you saying quips.

...btw, I call first dibs on procreation with Younger Xiao.

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To be honest, if I was having sex with somebody, and they kept trying to make witty comments, I might actually be turned off.

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