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 PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 4:54 am Post subject: 
 
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I will stick to this one.

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 PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:10 am Post subject: 
 
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Awesome, looks good.

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As long as monkeys are stealing cocktails and getting drunk somewhere, Zanza will always be with us.


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 PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:55 pm Post subject: 
 
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It's all good! But I'm waiting for more people! Grakelin, where are you? And wobbler, and GrimmHatter, where are your fighters? Let's get this party started already!

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 PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 5:30 am Post subject: 
 
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*cough*

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As long as monkeys are stealing cocktails and getting drunk somewhere, Zanza will always be with us.


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 PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:25 am Post subject: 
 
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Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania
Name: Johnathon Goldsmith
Occupation: The most interesting man in the world.

The Story

He wouldn't be afraid to show off his feminine side... if he had one. His mother has a tattoo that says "Son". When he goes to museums, he is allowed to touch the art. He is the most interesting man in the world.

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Johnathon Goldsmith has superhuman intelligence, strength, and reflexes. He is also an expert in a variety of extreme and minor skills, can speak at least four languages (including Russian, French, and English, and most likely Spanish), and has connections among the most powerful individuals in all the world.

He also has a personality so magnetic that he can't carry credit cards. His organ donor card lists his beard. The police sometimes question him just because he is interesting.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

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 PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2010 1:14 am Post subject: 
 
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Grak: Awesome and interesting character. Now only wobbler and GrimHatter have to make one.

Wolfbane: Are you going to make a new character, or is Penny going to fight in this tournament of VFX?

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Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
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 PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 12:48 pm Post subject: 
 
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Grakelin: Interesting!

Arthgon: If Penny enters the competition, it will be with a slightly modified background.

Now, people, should we wait for more characters to join or should we set the ball in motion?

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 PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 12:56 pm Post subject: 
 
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Set the ball in motion lest the steam dissipates.

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The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.


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 PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:48 am Post subject: 
 
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It has begun. Now I'm only waiting for an answer.

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 PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 11:21 am Post subject: 
 
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Let's kick it off.

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 PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:46 pm Post subject: 
 
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One more answer required before this thing is a go. In the meantime, here's my character.

Name: Penny "Batgirl" Adams
Occupation: Former superhero/supervillain, currently unemployed.

The Story (for original character background, see the original VFX thread):
While Penny did not compete in the Violence Fights of eXtreme tournament the last time, she did indeed participate in the VFX - the Vanity Fair of eXquisite, by mistake. And even though she did win the first prize of that tournament (by means of her baseballbat and the mysterious disappearance of her competition), she wasn't very satisfied. So, she has once again applied to the VFX tournament to earn her rightful title as the most badass fighter in the world (a quite unique title in more ways than one).

Abilities:
Penny is very well versed in the hit and run tactics of fighting with a baseball bat while rollerskating. She is very agile and could probably win prizes both as a proffessional rollerskater and hitter (both in baseball and other illegal activities). She's equipped with an adamantine baseballbat and a pair of rollerskates (aside from her clothing, that is).

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 PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:00 pm Post subject: 
 
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Second fighter ready to go!

The Grand Opener and first fight of the VFX will be fought by Jerald and Haedor, controlled by The_Bob and Arthgon! The show will start on early Monday and end on late Wednesday, so prepare yourselves for the battle of your lives!

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 PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 8:42 am Post subject: 
 
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dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

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 PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:52 am Post subject: 
 
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And so, it's begun!

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 PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:30 pm Post subject: 
 
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Better late then sorry. Story might be added later.


Mr lee

Story: Mr Lee is working for Megadodo Publications, the well know company that published "hitchhikkers guide to the Galaxy". He has been assigned, with his dear friend Mr Pi, to write "hitchhikkers Guide to space and time" and is the photographer of the two. Mr Lee and Mr Pi don't really recall when they were sent out, but they estimate to have explore about 50% of space and time (this inludes every dimension and every possibility to another universe). Due to exstensive traveling through space and time, they have picked ut osme very extraordinary equipment and most will be describer later. Another sideeffect to the travelling is the fact that they don't age, they themself have come to the conclusion that they live outside time.

In order to get a real closeup story of the VFX Mr Lee decided he would participate.


Equipment:
Their most precious item is The Key. The key can open any door to any place and any time. It's the only reason they can work the way they do.

Next is the Towel. As know from HHGTTG, the Towel is still the most important piece a hitchhikker can have. Theirs have made bullet and magic proof.

As third item comes Mr Lee's Camera. It looks like an ordinary camere from the 1980's of Planet Earth in the Milky Way, but it's not any camera. This one takes picture in 4Dimensions, instead of the regular two or three.

Their fourth item is the laptop which Mr Pi uses to store the book on. How it works is a mystery to them (they are no scientists, they are journalists) but it's capable of storing everything they want to store.

The fifth items worth mentioned looks like an old electrical shaver, but is indeed a form of electrical long range taser. This is also the only weapon like item Mr Lee have.

They also have various other curious items that have picked up here and there, but none really needs to be mentioned.

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 PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:10 pm Post subject: 
 
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Arthgon wrote:
While collecting their heads, Haedor saw that a group of large negroes came his way to fight. Unfortunaly, they did not saw him.


What the hell

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 PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:25 pm Post subject: 
 
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Well, at least it has been removed.

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 PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:36 pm Post subject: 
 
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All these edits make it hard to keep up. I'll just assume whatever I think arthgon did was in fact what he had in mind - or was close enough anyway.

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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:15 am Post subject: 
 
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Arthgon wrote:
While collecting their heads, Haedor saw that a group of large negroes came his way to fight. Unfortunaly, they did not saw him.


Best Line ever.

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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:20 pm Post subject: 
 
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Is this the place to vote? Because I put my vote on The_bob.

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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:34 pm Post subject: 
 
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wobbler wrote:
Is this the place to vote? Because I put my vote on The_bob.


It's too early to vote...

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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:01 pm Post subject: 
 
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Bah, it's never to early to vote.

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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:06 pm Post subject: 
 
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So, you'll vote for our 2014 government this October then?

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Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.


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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:48 pm Post subject: 
 
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Sure. Not like anything will change in our political globe during the next years.

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 PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:11 pm Post subject: 
 
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Arthgon wrote:
“There he is! Johnson, and Larry get him!” shouted a dark-skinned (Is this correct?) cop.


I believe the correct term is "extremely fly cop"

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