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Zanza · **Joined:** Apr 20, 2009 **Posts:** 2769

Smuelissim0 wrote:

Try again.

Don't chime in on our banter you twat.

Smuelissim0 · **Joined:** Aug 23, 2011 **Posts:** 91

Oops, sorry. I mean... erm... my name is Grakelin. Try again.

Zanza · **Joined:** Apr 20, 2009 **Posts:** 2769

Saw The Hunter today starring William Dafoe, really good psychological drama. It also shows nice scenery and the welcome you would get in Tasmania.

Smuelissim0 · **Joined:** Aug 23, 2011 **Posts:** 91

Zanza wrote:

William Dafoe

It's spelt WILLEM Dafoe, you twat.

Arthgon · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:52 am **Post subject:**

You can either spell it like William or Willem Dafoe.

Smuelissim0 · **Joined:** Aug 23, 2011 **Posts:** 91

Don't chime in on our banter, you Arthgon.

Arthgon · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:30 pm **Post subject:**

Don't copycat the exact words of Zanza, you Smuelissim0.

Zanza · **Joined:** Apr 20, 2009 **Posts:** 2769

Smuelissim0 wrote:

Zanza wrote:

William Dafoe

It's spelt WILLEM Dafoe, you twat.

What an unfulfilled life you must live. I truly pity you sometimes, then I remember you have no one to blame except yourself.

Smuelissim0 · **Joined:** Aug 23, 2011 **Posts:** 91

Actually, one-upping trolls on the internet is pretty sweet.

magikot · **Joined:** Aug 29, 2003 **Posts:** 1670

Which troll have you one-upped? The only person on this site you ever one-upped, as far as I can recall, was Gross and he wasnt even a troll.

Smuelissim0 · **Joined:** Aug 23, 2011 **Posts:** 91

Sigh. Not this nonsense again. It's like I'm being trolled by proxy. In fact, I was evidently set up for it before I even joined the forum. It was a pre-emptive troll by proxy. Truly, this was the work of a master.

Jojobobo · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:03 pm **Post subject:**

Willem Dafoe's face is the stuff of nightmares, seriously visualising his creepy grin as I'm trying to get to sleep keeps me awake at night. Which reminds me...

Another film no human being should be made to watch is the Antichrist. Not only is it unnecessarily gross (a woman graphically snips her clit off with scissors) it's also just boring, a real chore to watch. Lars von Trier clearly thought the inclusion of enough shocking footage would make up for the lackluster story, sadly it doesn't.

Smuelissim0 · **Joined:** Aug 23, 2011 **Posts:** 91

I saw a Lars Von Trier film called "Breaking the Waves" when it first came out, and I found it rather dull and also kind of stupid. Then afterwards everyone was saying "Wow, that was amazing." And I was like "Huh? Did I miss something?"

Never watched another one since. So my advice is to avoid Lars Von Trier. But apparently I'm wrong.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:44 pm **Post subject:**

Movies I try not to watch are anything by Uwe Boll.

Muro · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:49 pm **Post subject:**

However, he did film BloodRayne, aka the film where Rayne shows her jubblies.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:53 pm **Post subject:**

You don't need to watch Bloodrayne to see Rayne's jubblies. She was topless in the October 2004 issue of Playboy magazine, as well as several other CGI women.

Transparent Painting · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:42 pm **Post subject:**

Muro wrote:

However, he did film BloodRayne, aka the film where Rayne shows her jubblies.

I was just about to say the same. Tit-lick!

Zanza · **Joined:** Apr 20, 2009 **Posts:** 2769

Wasn't Uwe Boll going to make an Arcanum movie or was that just wishful thinking?

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:53 am **Post subject:**

No. We did talk about that possibility here about three years ago when I brought up this petition. Boll said he'd stop making movies if he was given any petition with one million signatures. This one alone has 366k (after three years...), I don't know how close any others have gotten, or even if there were any others.

TheDavisChanger · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:28 pm **Post subject:**

Jojobobo wrote:

Willem Dafoe's face is the stuff of nightmares, seriously visualising his creepy grin as I'm trying to get to sleep keeps me awake at night. Which reminds me...

He dresses up as a woman in The Boondock Saints. He's so fugly, that doesn't even work on paper.

Jojobobo · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:23 pm **Post subject:**

I just looked on google images, not pretty.

Grossenschwamm · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:24 pm **Post subject:**

Which is worse; that you see Willem Dafoe in drag, or that the guy in the movie who falls for the disguise calls him "Primo Box?"

TheDavisChanger · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:31 am **Post subject:**

That somebody fell for the disguise baffled me during my viewing of the film.

Jojobobo · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:45 pm **Post subject:**

So it's nearing Halloween, any good horror films?

I saw Don't Be Afraid of the Dark and Paranormal Activity 3 recently. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark is a rather ridiculous horror film with farie-like creatures in and *shudder" Katie Holmes who is never the best of actresses; Paranormal Activity 3 was fine but I'd say the first two are better, particularly the second one.

Anyone got any interesting recommendations for horror films? I usually prefer to say in and watch horror films for Halloween rather than anything else so I'm always up for suggestions. I guess my recommendations would be Session 9 (as mentioned previously), An American Werewolf In London and the original Black Christmas - they're all pretty good and maybe not something that a casual horror film viewer has seen already.

Oh and also Monkey Shines, if you don't know why than this review should show you why.

Smuel · **Joined:** Feb 22, 2011 **Posts:** 1047

I liked "Låt den rätte komma in". It's relatively light on horror though. And I haven't seen the Hollywood remake.

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