That same morning I wore a kilt, right across from my best friend's girlfriend during breakfast. We all cooked and ate around the campfire. My legs weren't in a position conducive to not seeing my nuts, and she effectively saw my balls before ever looking at his. It raises an interesting question; yes, I was in a kilt, but I also had on boxers. I had a lack of coverage, but she zoned in on my junk and acted traumatized.

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Why - was she Chinese?

Worse, a red-head.

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What's wrong with redheads? The crazy makes them great in the sack!

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Never met one that was the right level of crazy. Always too much, including myself, though I acknowledge my mental state.
It's not cool when your friend's girl brings your nuts to 7 other peoples' attention if she's the only person who could see them and she had to work at it.
All I heard for months was how she saw my nuts, and how small my friend's penis is, and then she said she'd sleep with me for $1k.

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Bought yourself something pretty for that money?

Yeah, a car that wouldn't bitch about seeing my nuts. 1977 Chrysler Cordoba, with a 400 cubic inch 8 cylinder engine. I called it Der Schlampenschleffer, but it only got me blowjobs. From only one woman...who turned out to be really crazy.

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This is funny because just today I was thinking about a read-headed girl of Chinese descent from high school. Such an odd combination!

DarkFool has a point: crazy can be fun. Grossenschwamm has a better point: crazy is not something one wants to overshoot.

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My North Star: Jose Gomez
I'm an introvert. Now shut up so I can be happy. Except for you, helpful sales bot. Also, download this.
Away from The House, yet forever near to my heart

Not overshoot - just shoot over, eh guys? (high five)

Because the first thing you want to do to some woman who's most-assuredly nutty is have any sexual encounter. She totally won't cling to you like a bad shit.

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Yep. Pretty much the first thing I want to do with any woman is have a sexual encounter.

Gingers don't have souls, the babies would be Myrddraals.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

I dated a girl who once, in a fit of depression, threw kitchen knives at me. Needless to say, the crazy was more than compensated for inbetween the sheets, even though she was a blonde.

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That is not an even trade.
"I am depressed. KNIFE!"
"Holy shit! We need to bang so I don't feel so awkward about dating you anymore!"

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Oh you, such a kidder you are!

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