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 PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:23 am Post subject: 
 
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I'd like to see others participate in the saffron challenge.

The only rule is that a 20 gram dose per participant is the minimum.


And by God, Google everything I say before you try it yourself!

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Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.


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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:00 am Post subject: 
 
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So you want us to kill ourselves?

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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:24 am Post subject: 
 
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I want people to carefully examine everything said on the Internet or go out the Darwinian way.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.


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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:21 pm Post subject: 
 
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But by telling people to look up a specific dose of saffron and then telling them to google what you've said, you're negating survival of the fittest and actively advising people to make sure they know what they're getting into. This is less Darwinian and more "Are you sure you want to die?"
I'd look it up anyway, considering saffron is the most expensive herb on the market, and considering you had a specific amount I'd already be curious.

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 PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:58 am Post subject: 
 
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Grossenschwamm wrote:
But by telling people to look up a specific dose of saffron and then telling them to google what you've said, you're negating survival of the fittest and actively advising people to make sure they know what they're getting into. This is less Darwinian and more "Are you sure you want to die?"


You wouldn't believe how many people actually fail simple reading comprehension tests such as this. They're my primary target.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.


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 PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:41 pm Post subject: 
 
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You've just given Gross another way to kill himself. At Christmas. That's cold, man.


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 PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:42 pm Post subject: 
 
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Smuel wrote:
You've just given Gross another way to kill himself. At Christmas. That's cold, man.


Has his reading comprehension ever been in question? Kinda doubt it.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.


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 PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:20 am Post subject: 
 
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Now when his mother catches him staring at a packet of saffron in the kitchen she's going to call the mental hospital again.


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 PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:55 pm Post subject: 
 
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Well, first I'd have to reveal it was deadly. She'd initially be more concerned that I was wasting her fresh saffron for some other reason; The only recipe calling for saffron I can think of would be something involving chicken, and frankly, I hate that damn bird.
Saffron packets are normally sold in sizes of about 1 gram, and an ounce is around $100. It's the most valuable cooking ingredient on the planet. You know, aside from in those chintzy restaurants where people put gold in ice cream or whatever.

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 PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:31 am Post subject: 
 
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Muro wrote:
Learned about the cinnamon challenge from Jojobobo, found that it doesn't sound all that hard and decided to give it a go.

I didn't exactly succeed.


So your achievement was actually having not ever heard of the cinnamon challenge before? That is actually quite impressive, and therefore doesn't belong anywhere in this thread good sir.

*puts on monocle*
I bid you good day sir.

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 PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:19 am Post subject: 
 
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GOOD DAY GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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 PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:44 am Post subject: 
 
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It seems only Muro itself can refer to Muro as Muro.

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As long as monkeys are stealing cocktails and getting drunk somewhere, Zanza will always be with us.


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 PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:19 am Post subject: 
 
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I c what you did there.

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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:51 am Post subject: 
 
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I faced off with a teaspoon of cinnamon again last night; this time the cinnamon lost.

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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:47 pm Post subject: 
 
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I actually started with a teaspoon as a test. Defeated it easily and thought, what the hell, I've seen people choke and throw up during the challenge on YouTube, what gives? Am I that good at swallowing? Have I chosen a wrong career path?

Then I tried a tablespoon. Yeah.

I think it might be doable if enough saliva is gathered just before applying the cinnamon. I have one more pack of cinnamon in store, might as well give it a go and test this theory. In a few days. Maybe.

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 PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:50 am Post subject: 
 
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Bought a box of condoms about a week before I broke up with my girlfriend, and currently wonder if I'll have sex again before they expire.

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I expect it's something to do with cheap rolex watches enlarging his penis while he makes $400,000 an hour working from home.


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 PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:54 am Post subject: 
 
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Don't they have something like a 2 year life span?

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 PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:25 pm Post subject: 
 
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When you're Gross's age, erections also have a two-year lifespan. Sigh, I miss those days.


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 PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:11 pm Post subject: 
 
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Met a 18 year old girl recently. A virgin, insisted on not losing her virginity, though everything else was fine. Was really bad at giving head, so I ended up fucking her in the mouth. Just made her lay on the bed and fucked her in the mouth, blowing a huge load right in her mouth. She didn't mind.

Shit man, some girls are really weird.

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 PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:31 pm Post subject: 
 
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Zanza wrote:
Don't they have something like a 2 year life span?

From the first woman I bedded, it took 9 years from the end of that relationship to find another woman I wanted to sleep with. *My unimpressive achievement for this post.*
Smuel wrote:
When you're Gross's age, erections also have a two-year lifespan. Sigh, I miss those days.

You can't be much older than I am. I also have diabetes, meaning I'm unusually healthy in spite of my crappy doctors.
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Met a 18 year old girl recently. A virgin, insisted on not losing her virginity, though everything else was fine. Was really bad at giving head, so I ended up fucking her in the mouth.

Your unimpressive achievement is essentially that you can't tell a girl how you like your knob polished? That's very unimpressive, and also qualifies as an achievement.

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 PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:00 am Post subject: 
 
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 PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:28 am Post subject: 
 
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Such a pussy, a real man would do it.

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 PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:22 am Post subject: 
 
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Why are you still amongst the living?

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