Now, Todd Howard, on the other hand... is a true BRO. He's straight, fit, doesn't wear glasses, doesn't have any speech impediments, and more importantly he makes MANLY games for MANLY players. No nerd bullshit. Want to play as a huge, hairy, testosterone pumped orc dual-wielding warhammers and bitch slapping dragons? Todd fuckin' Howard gives you a game that lets you do just that. This is the man you need to root for.
This is even more over the top than how you called Cain gay, so I think there may be a good deal of sarcasm in both. I almost expected you to detail the lack of clothing on this purportedly huge half orc, and the possible squirrel under his loincloth - but that would have made it too obvious.
Whatever Drog Alt's personal views of sexuality are, I'd imagine he still values Cain's ideas.
Perhaps pinching the asses of 15 year old girls has clouded the man's judgment?
As well as considering blowing a 16 year old boy. Yes, Drog's worldly experience humbles us all.
I expect it's something to do with cheap rolex watches enlarging his penis while he makes $400,000 an hour working from home.