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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:31 am Post subject: 
 
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Well, it's like this: Charlie Sheen let his dog off the leash, while Tom Cruise chained his dog in the basement (closet?) with electroshock therapy.

Sheen's ego went supernova and it was very entertaining. Cruise's ego went White Dwarf.

Sheen posted unedited cocaine fueled youtube rants inbetween porn star threesomes, while Cruise trapped his wife and kids into an oppressive cult for the sake of preserving his clearly repressed homosexuality inbetween brittle and fragile explosion of laughter and defensiveness.

In a nutshell, Sheen did what we all wish we could do, but Cruise descended deeper into a sick, sad situation.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:41 am Post subject: 
 
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I'm surprised that no one has mentioned there is a real actual factual picture of Dark Fool's face on this forum, the only image surviving in the thread where you post pictures of yourself that's of a member of this forum (apart from someone's nipple and eyes). Unfortunately I can't find the thread now (I don't know how I stumbled across it in the first place) but if someone did find it they should probably save the image - it would useful for gazing into Dark Fool's pretty eyes if nothing else. His face was edited into a Mad Magazine cover to be more specific - I'm mentioning this because I always thought that would be an interesting avatar for him, had he not already been assigned.

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I managed to survive the Star Wars derail long enough to get to the Jar Jar Binks avatar. I approve the thumbs-up picture for Arthgon; it's whimsical.

If no one else sorts it, I'll resize the image when I get home; as you, Zanza and Wolfsbane are all keen.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:33 am Post subject: 
 
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Jojobobo wrote:
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned there is a real actual factual picture of Dark Fool's face on this forum, the only image surviving in the thread where you post pictures of yourself that's of a member of this forum (apart from someone's nipple and eyes).

Doesn't compare to DF's infamous fishnet photo.

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I identify more as a champion of what should be obvious but isn't to the hive mind of The House.

I portray you as the force of lawful good that takes voice whenever the House has too much fun expressing its chaotic and/or evil nature.

That being said, here's what I propose as a custom for TheDavisChanger:


Stop right there, criminal scum!

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As fitting as the title is, it will probably need some shortening. Other than that, perfect.

Considered a paladin, too, but with Japes' crusader that wouldn't be distinctive enough.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:17 pm Post subject: 
 
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Well argued sir, but in that case would I prefer this for TDC:

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:26 pm Post subject: 
 
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Last time that I say this. I do understand what you mean. You know that the English grammar is just a delicate issue for me. Therefore a strong response. I also find it strange that people think that if you have problems with the grammar that you're automatic stupid. That is not true. I'm actually very smart, but the grammar stands a bit in the way. In the past I have used Google translate because I was very nervous.

Yeah. I know about the issues that I had with Wolfbane in the RPG sector. Sorry about that. I just did not like the way he acted and role-played. Nevertheless, I think we both should get over it. Okay.

Now that everything is said and done by me, we should move on.

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preserving his clearly repressed homosexuality


What makes him gay? Just wondering.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:33 pm Post subject: 
 
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The current theory is that it's exposure to the "wrong" levels of hormones in the womb at the key point when the parts of the brain responsible for sexual attraction are developing.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:31 pm Post subject: 
 
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Well, assuming you mean, what makes me think he's gay, then... Apart from the persistent rumours and the long-standing tradition of repressing homosexuality with electricity in Scientology, really it's that his acting is wooden and self-conscious, especially when purportedly flirting with women, except in two particular roles: 1) L'Estat in Interview With A Vampire, when he plays a foppish parasite in an abusive relationship with Brad Pitt, and 2) that other movie about a group of actors in Vietnam where he plays a wealthy, balding film producer who mixes homoeroticism with greed and abuse in every scene.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. Except for the whole abusive cult, wooden acting and brittle bravado thing.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:38 pm Post subject: 
 
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Well now that Arthgon has said his piece I guess that means we should all move on now.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:41 pm Post subject: 
 
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If being wooden and self-conscious around women makes someone gay, then every man spends most of his adolescence being gay.

Even now, I usually wake up fairly wooden, whether there's a woman there or not.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:53 pm Post subject: 
 
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I have heard of those rumors, but I didn't know about the electro-shock therapy against homosexual feelings. I must have missed that fact. The only thing that made me wonder, was the jumping on the couch at Oprah business. It just was too much.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:57 pm Post subject: 
 
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Well, I'm not privy to the secrets of the upper level thetan therapy, of course, but I do know for a fact that L Ron Hubbard's son was homosexual, severely punished for it on the home fleet of Scientology in international waters, then killed himself.

And his acting, Smuel, his acting.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:00 pm Post subject: 
 
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Arthgon wrote:
I'm actually very smart, but the grammar stands a bit in the way.

Quickest way to tell if someone's dumb: he cutely assures that he's very smart. If it's on the internet - bonus points.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:16 pm Post subject: 
 
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Give Arthgon the Jar Jar avatar! "I Spake!" for title! Vote yes!

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:29 pm Post subject: 
 
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I like the Jar Jar avatar, but would prefer something like "Very not dumb", or "Great language big smart", or "Super magic happy roleplay fun time", for the slogan.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:34 pm Post subject: 
 
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"Village idiot" would do justice and go well with the Jar Jar avatar.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:55 pm Post subject: 
 
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"House idiot" might be a more context-appropriate variation.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:25 pm Post subject: 
 
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That is cruel and not even amusing.

Are you guys 12 or just a pair of cut-throat englishmen unloved by their mummies?

Both yo mamas seemed loving enough last night!


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:28 pm Post subject: 
 
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Great. Everyone is taking it out of context. Perhaps it would have been better that I did not said that. Just give me Borat with "lost in language".

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:32 pm Post subject: 
 
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I was in a state of shock that Constipation had posted something constructive, and got carried away in the moment.

Besides, given that Arthgon can't even follow basic instructions to stop discussing his own avatar, I'm not even sure it's inaccurate.


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:33 pm Post subject: 
 
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Arthgon wrote:
Just give me Borat with "lost in language".


You just don't learn do you? Do you still think it would be cruel ytzk?

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:38 pm Post subject: 
 
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Sorry. I know. I shouldn't have said that, but I was just like 'Just get it over with'. Because I was a bit angry towards Con and Smuel.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:40 pm Post subject: 
 
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Maybe we should set his title to "Ask me about my avatar".


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:44 pm Post subject: 
 
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Get the fuck out of this thread, Arthgon. We're discussing your avatar.

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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:47 pm Post subject: 
 
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"You were banished because you were clumsy?"


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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:00 pm Post subject: 
 
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We're discussing Arthgon's avatar, not mine.


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