I cannot believe I wrote this!

And yet, I share regardless.

Damn you, Edwin Odesseiron and your amusingly twisted ways!

 

Not going through a registration process/using the lost password function to see something you are ashamed of. Even though the temptation is strong. Xiao Shame.

 

For those that are blessed with the lack of a DeviantArt account.

I wouldn't worry, though. I've written significantly worse years ago. Thankfully most of it burned in a fire.

 

I like to imagine that they just got finished with combat training, though I don't know how to explain away the 'Erotic' part.

 

I assure you, the joke is far more amusing if you know Edwin's little boasts about his legendary erotic prowess. That little story is the result of a single joke to a dA friend.

 

Needs more lesbians.

 

Well, I suppose I could have set it during the brief period where Edwin was Edwina... *muses*

 

aah, the belt of gender alteration... that was quite the humorous item. I remember, when Baldur's gate was new, I always used that on my mages because the female mage wearing the evil robe looked hot.


...I was like 12. Leave me alone.

 

After some analysis, I've determined that Liz is just Edwin's brand of heroin.

 

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of the Nether Scroll debacle... *snickers madly* Poor, poor Edwin. *snicker* He learnt a lesson about magic that day! *giggle*

Grak, you're a dick.

 

Edwin, Edward. When combined, it's "In hard". Coincidence? I think not.

 

In'ards? Yum.

 

...Simians... *grumble*

 

...simians? here?! I see elves, graks, dogs and... a blue "thing".


*walks away distracted by something shiny"

 

But 'simians' is more fun to say than 'mammals'.

 

Yes. With a sybian. You can be a simian with a sybian while plowing the field.

 

Did someone release the Seuss virus in this thread?