I need a new job...in Sweden.

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  1. GrimmHatter

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    Scientists turn into virtual body snatchers
    I knew a science career would pay off one day. Now all I have to do is get my ass to Sweden and somehow convince these neuroscientists that I belong on their research team. Then it's belly-slashin' all the way to the bank.
     
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    Whoa. That's pretty cool.
     
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    A country so socialist, you officially have more freedom than nature has provided you.
     
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    I foresee vast Shoot'Em Up opportunities, as well as unprecedented achievements in porn.
     
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    4 posts to go from scientific achievement to porn. Looks like I owe a friend $5.
     
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    Xiao - you should know better! :lol:
     
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    Honestly, what did you think the Enterprise crew used the holodeck for?
     
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  8. GrimmHatter

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    Is it any wonder why the porn industry is always one technological step ahead of the rest?
     
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    The Enterprise crew used the holodeck for what anyone would use it for. Duh. Still, even for here, 4 posts is pretty damn fast.
     
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    Agreed! The the opportunity porn for great advancement porn not only in video games porn, but in the entertainment industry porn in general. Feel the porn movies. Now just get porn smell involved in the visual/tactile porn arena. This could also be used for porn criminal punishment. Having porn to endure what porn you did to porn your victim over and porn over. And the porn humanitarian uses porn are obvious porn.
     
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    papa_dog, While I'm certain all of what you described was far less lascivious that just describing porn, it's all I got out of it.
     
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    Rule Thirty-Four, everyone, Rule Thirty-Four.
     
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    Sweden is going bankrupt. Stay away. They're not even civilized enough to use the euro. They're all just hungry dogs waiting for blood.
     
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    You make that sound like a bad thing.
     
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  15. Grakelin

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    Awww, good doggie, go eat somebody's meat or something, koochie-koo.

    Sweden is going bankrupt?
     
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    *slaps Graklin with a frozen tuna*

    I hadn't heard anything about it, but then I haven't watch the new in a while. Makes sense. The whole world is in the finacial shitter.
     
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    I'm not really sure that we're going bankrupt per se, but companies are firing people at a tremendous rate and our biggest bank is having severe issues, so yeah, things are generally going down the shitter.

    I guess it's a good thing that I'm back at Uni and not in the private sector making money, because then I would likely have been laid off by now. I figure I'll spend the next couple of years sleeping through lectures and write essays the very last night before deadline, and just ride the economic crisis out.
     
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    ...they pay for University in Sweden, don't they?

    Us on the other side of the pond can't do this, as the dying economy jacks the tuition rates.
     
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    Free education is a must for any civilisation that wants to give people equal opportunities. Otherwise you'd be punishing children for their parents stupidity.
     
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    Like that doesn't happen now anyways. Amercia's got a black president now?? Get the hell outta here! What a big fucking deal.
     
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