Well all I can say if it's penalties, we will annihilate you! It's pretty much the main way we score. Meme war??
While losing against England in the quarter final seems incredibly probable, it would be absolutely hilarious if we could repeat what we did in 1994 and score bronze. Yeah, so we scored bronze, not gold, but you can't exactly dig for an alloy, can you?
Well probably Russia will win the other quarter tonight, and anyone who potentially beats them might have to worry about Novichok in their cereal for a while, so an England or Sweden win isn't the best of things in on political level if they have to face Russia. I'd find it hard to believe such a match would be absent of some sort of political angle, if I'm honest. EDIT: Well I guess it's Croatia being served the Novichok sandwiches, and of course still England, because Russia still loves us to eat nerve agents.
I am obviously doing this to procrastinate my inevitable seppuku, but this WAS a pretty cool picture.