Who needs an article?

I found something awesome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_walk

 

NOOOOO!!!

 

We all know about Gross and his love of Zombies. You planning on participating in the next march Gross?

 

I am so there.

 

You mean with your axe or shotgun right?

 

Very true, but it is convincing them to take their march far enough away from decent folks to drop a nuke.

 

Isn't that what the term collateral damage is for?

 

It's a necessary evil. If anyone's dumb enough to walk alongside a zombie, well...maybe they're not the cleanest dog in the pet store.

 

So it may be a suitable idea to maake old people and clildren follow the zombies'?

 

Life imitates art:

http://www.dailyherald.com/news/dupages ... c=d&tc=&t=

I'd have to pound someone flat for a stunt like this!

 

:lol: a good way to get payback....to a lot of people.

 

I would not have gotten caught.

Besides, how do they know the mix wasn't already unclean when it was shipped to the school? Sure, the kid used it as a portable ranch flavored sperm bank, but it may have already been soiled by some disgruntled worker at the packing plant.

 

Well if thats the case, they were all probably used to the flavour that the worker has been squirting all over the mix every week.

 

Here's a hint;

Your ranch dressing should not taste or smell like curry.

 

...of course not. And if by some chance it does?

 

It means an Indian man may have ejaculated into your salad dressing.

 

Yuk. Remind me to never order a salad of any sort in an Indian restaurant. Well at least it reduces the cost of produce to make the dressing.

 

No it doesn't. All of that extra "manual labor" serves to only increase the cost of production, as well as giving the maker a smug sense of self satisfaction.